Season 8, Episode 11
Five Dollar Ferret Friday
March 2026 • Issue 11Ferrets Anonymous dba LegalizeFerrets.org is a 501(c)(3). Donations are tax deductible. Thank you for standing with the ferrets.
Joe Ferret has been doing a little detective work lately.
For nearly a century California has insisted that ferrets are dangerous. So Joe asked a simple question:
He opened the official file cabinet.
Top drawer… nothing.
Bottom drawer… nothing.
So Joe filed a Public Records Act request asking the Department of Fish and Wildlife for the studies, analyses, and environmental reviews connected to Petition 2025-003.
If those records exist, the law says they should be public.
If they don’t… well, that tells a story too.
Meanwhile the clock keeps ticking. The law required the Fish and Game Commission to issue a written decision on the petition months ago, but Joe is still waiting.
Fortunately Joe is patient.
And he has a date circled on his calendar.
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